LATINAS IN JAPAN

$50.00

LIMITED RELEASE Imported directly from a parallel universe convenience store. Handle carefully. Customers have reported emotional attachment after extended wear. No refunds will be issued once eye contact occurs.

Size Chart

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
	cm	cm	cm	cm	cm
Chest	53	55	57	59	61
Length	67	69	71	73	75
Shoulder	50	52	54	56	58
Sleeve length	18	19	20	21	22

LATINA DRIFT CLUB

$60.00

LIMITED EDITION we be drifting with LATINAS

Size Chart

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
	cm	cm	cm	cm	cm
Chest	53	55	57	59	61
Length	67	69	71	73	75
Shoulder	50	52	54	56	58
Sleeve length	18	19	20	21	22

I NEED A JAPANESE LATINA

$60.00

LIMITED PIECES AVAILABLE

May cause staring, compliments, and sudden life decisions.

Imported as a novelty item.

Customers have reported emotional attachment after first wear.

We recommend responsible ownership.

Size Chart

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
	cm	cm	cm	cm	cm
Chest	53	55	57	59	61
Length	67	69	71	73	75
Shoulder	50	52	54	56	58
Sleeve length	18	19	20	21	22

2 FAST 2 LATINA BABY TEE

$35.00

TOO FAST TOO LATINAAAAA

Size Chart

	XS	S	M	L	XL
	cm	cm	cm	cm	cm
Chest	38.5	40.5	42.5	44.5	46.5
Length	50	51	52	53.5	55
Shoulder	36	37	38	40	42
Sleeve length	14	14.5	15	16	17

2 FAST 2 LATINA

$50.00

2 FAST 2 LATINA

You wanted a girlfriend.

You got character development.

0-100 real quick

0-closure even quicker

Fuel: attention

Top speed: “I’m fine”

May cause late replies, fast heartbeats, and learning Spanish through arguments.

Size Chart

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
	cm	cm	cm	cm	cm
Chest	53	55	57	59	61
Length	67	69	71	73	75
Shoulder	50	52	54	56	58
Sleeve length	18	19	20	21	22

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