LIMITED RELEASE
Imported directly from a parallel universe convenience store.
Handle carefully. Customers have reported emotional attachment after extended wear.
No refunds will be issued once eye contact occurs.
Size Chart
S
M
L
XL
2XL
cm
cm
cm
cm
cm
Chest
53
55
57
59
61
Length
67
69
71
73
75
Shoulder
50
52
54
56
58
Sleeve length
18
19
20
21
22
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LATINA DRIFT CLUB
Regular price
$60.00
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LIMITED EDITION
we be drifting with LATINAS
Size Chart
S
M
L
XL
2XL
cm
cm
cm
cm
cm
Chest
53
55
57
59
61
Length
67
69
71
73
75
Shoulder
50
52
54
56
58
Sleeve length
18
19
20
21
22
gid://shopify/Product/10091456233776
I NEED A JAPANESE LATINA
Regular price
$60.00
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LIMITED PIECES AVAILABLE
May cause staring, compliments, and sudden life decisions.
Imported as a novelty item.
Customers have reported emotional attachment after first wear.
We recommend responsible ownership.
Size Chart
S
M
L
XL
2XL
cm
cm
cm
cm
cm
Chest
53
55
57
59
61
Length
67
69
71
73
75
Shoulder
50
52
54
56
58
Sleeve length
18
19
20
21
22
gid://shopify/Product/10091398398256
2 FAST 2 LATINA BABY TEE
Regular price
$35.00
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TOO FAST TOO LATINAAAAA
Size Chart
XS
S
M
L
XL
cm
cm
cm
cm
cm
Chest
38.5
40.5
42.5
44.5
46.5
Length
50
51
52
53.5
55
Shoulder
36
37
38
40
42
Sleeve length
14
14.5
15
16
17
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LATINAS OR NO DEAL
Regular price
$100,000.00
Historians agree this tank top marks a pivotal moment in Australian culture. Not because of the design. But because Jordan Valdez… already known locally as the Friendly Neighbourhood Batman (minus the money or gadgets), featured on DEAL OR NO DEAL for reasons still unclear.
Jordan’s cameo shocked absolutely no one.
Given his current side quest era, experts believe the cameo was simply “Tuesday.”
For legal reasons. and because Channel 10 allegedly has someone monitoring Jordan’s every move. this item is officially classified as an art piece and not for sale.
You? You’ve decided to give thanks properly… THANK GOD FOR LATINAS. Loud, public, and spiritually committed.
Size Chart
S
M
L
XL
2XL
cm
cm
cm
cm
cm
Chest
53
55
57
59
61
Length
67
69
71
73
75
Shoulder
50
52
54
56
58
Sleeve length
18
19
20
21
22
gid://shopify/Product/10126856061232
FREE VISAS FOR LATINAS
Regular price
$35.00
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Some people care about policies.
Some debate immigration over dinner.
You? You’ve taken a more direct approach… FREE VISAS FOR LATINAS. No paperwork, just passion.
Size Chart
S
M
L
XL
2XL
cm
cm
cm
cm
cm
Chest
53
55
57
59
61
Length
67
69
71
73
75
Shoulder
50
52
54
56
58
Sleeve length
18
19
20
21
22
gid://shopify/Product/10126853112112
NEED MONEY FOR LATINAS
Regular price
$35.00
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Some people budget for rent.
Some save for the future.
You? You’ve identified a different investment category entirely… Latinas. And decided transparency is key. Respect.
Size Chart
S
M
L
XL
2XL
cm
cm
cm
cm
cm
Chest
53
55
57
59
61
Length
67
69
71
73
75
Shoulder
50
52
54
56
58
Sleeve length
18
19
20
21
22
gid://shopify/Product/10126852849968
CERTIFIED LATINA LOVER
Regular price
$50.00
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YUPPPPP
WE BE LOVING THEM LATINS MAN
YOU'RE CERTIFIED NOW!!!
(once you make the purchase)
Size Chart
S
M
L
XL
2XL
cm
cm
cm
cm
cm
Chest
53
55
57
59
61
Length
67
69
71
73
75
Shoulder
50
52
54
56
58
Sleeve length
18
19
20
21
22
gid://shopify/Product/10119533101360
LATINAS IN JAPAN
Regular price
$50.00
/
LIMITED RELEASE
Imported directly from a parallel universe convenience store.
Handle carefully. Customers have reported emotional attachment after extended wear.
No refunds will be issued once eye contact occurs.